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Grass Demotivational Poster


THE IRISH - An Irishman is never drunk, as long as he can hold on to a piece of grass and not fall off the face of the Earth.


TAGS: irish drunk grass wytch
Rating: 4.82/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - August 27, 2011, 6:51 pm, #223595
step 1 complete, now to try and hold onto that grass while making a couple of steps


IN SOVIET RUSSIA - President on grassy knoll wait for you


TAGS: putin jfk soviet russia grassy knoll
Rating: 4.32/5

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WestTexRedneck - September 1, 2011, 8:26 pm, #223832
put a shirt on! the deer dont wanna see yer old a** either!
matt28 - April 20, 2010, 4:02 pm, #172577
Epic! 5 lions
agdaniele - April 10, 2010, 9:24 pm, #170629
No.


FICKLE -


TAGS: green grass trespass sh** ass
Rating: 4.86/5

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5150monkeylove - April 12, 2011, 11:49 pm, #216273
Thanks, Yours have been really good for a noob. Keep it up. Don't forget to ask some of the remaining elder regulars for help if you are stuck.
marlygirl - April 12, 2011, 12:36 pm, #216191
Great Poster!


GRASSHOPPER - When you can take this Jumbo Jet from my hand it will be time for you to leave.


TAGS: grasshopper kunngfu
Rating: 4.83/5

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GaryO - December 5, 2012, 8:57 am, #241219
and well done I might add
Swampfox - December 5, 2012, 3:00 am, #241216
I don't know. But it took be back to the Kung Fu days.
Iconoclast - December 4, 2012, 5:08 pm, #241209
So ..... was that a lucky ph**o or was it Ph**oshopped?


GROWTH -


TAGS: green grass fertilizer growth
Rating: 5/5

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Sean - July 11, 2011, 6:39 pm, #221274
Great. And great use of a basic concept in forensic botany.
mariand - July 11, 2011, 6:36 pm, #221273
where is the other 5ide?...LOL
gas - July 11, 2011, 2:47 pm, #221257
hehe


EPIC FAIL -


TAGS: car epic fail crash 30 speed grass ditch funny kirk saywell techtoad
Rating: 2.89/5

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fallenone121 - March 22, 2011, 1:05 am, #214900
Sliding off a dry straight road sideways takes skill...like the asians that cross four lanes of traffic without a turn signal use. At 30 mph it was probably some kid trying to brag about their 1337 drifting skillz.


CONSPIRACIES -


TAGS: those are grassy knoll penguins
Rating: 4.92/5

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lesterinside - September 29, 2010, 1:46 am, #195963
Great!
agdaniele - July 24, 2010, 1:36 am, #186143
Brilliance. Vintage Sean right here.
ICEMAN - July 23, 2010, 8:18 pm, #186101
Penguins will work, but don't forget the bacon & waffles. 5 flightless bird-like critters.
ICEMAN - July 23, 2010, 8:15 pm, #186098
Get down , get funky Scorp!!!
GreyScorpion - July 23, 2010, 3:16 pm, #186074
this poster makes me want to que up boogiewonderland and dance...5L
Airman - July 23, 2010, 2:42 pm, #186061
it's just rust. You'll shake it off
Faceplant31 - July 23, 2010, 2:40 pm, #186058
i know what you mean sean, it was a stretch but somehow i saw the correlation.
Sean - July 23, 2010, 2:35 pm, #186054
Hey thanks. Too bad though that I couldn't find a pic that was somehow related to the text. Ah well ....
Faceplant31 - July 23, 2010, 2:17 pm, #186046
Lovely! 5L


VOGUE VOGUE VOGUE VOGUE -




THE GRASS INSPECTOR - Is busy at the moment. Inspecting.


TAGS: grass horse rodeo fall boot
Rating: 4.1/5

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GaryO - January 30, 2012, 10:40 am, #228448
WHOA, that's a real face-plant connection


SOCCER - You hit the BALL with your head




INGENUITY - In the end, this is the best way. ...the dog just kept chasing its tail.


TAGS: ingenuity lawn mower pole grass
Rating: 4.81/5

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spacedog - May 6, 2011, 8:23 pm, #218201
Good one. 5L


ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT MYSTERIES -


TAGS: pizza grasshopper
Rating: 4.62/5

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robbidos - July 4, 2012, 4:28 am, #236977
I prefer my saying:Save it for later tater, stick it in the fridgerator
falloutghoul - July 1, 2012, 7:10 pm, #236883
Because not everyone can handle a large, and also; Waste Not, Want Not.


BACKYARD SAFARI -


TAGS: grass search pith weed whacker
Rating: 4.62/5

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Verdeckt - June 24, 2011, 8:44 pm, #220508
Been there... 5 snakes in the grass


INCOMPETENCE -


TAGS: sand grass barren incompetence
Rating: 3.63/5

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forseti - May 21, 2011, 6:40 am, #218841
nice one! 5 prayers


EMO GRASS - Cutting itself since 1962




DEAD IS DEAD -




PERSPECTIVE - The grass may be greener on the other side but at least you don’t have to mow it.




GREEN CARS - Your doing it wrong




TRUST ME - This is funny.... ...somehow


TAGS: grass
Rating: 2/5

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ICEMAN - July 23, 2010, 10:54 pm, #186122
I'm not seeing any at all.
motifake - July 23, 2010, 10:43 pm, #186121

46 facebook likes... WTF???
Biff - May 23, 2008, 3:31 pm, #4102
The last time I saw grass from that close, and from that angle, I was in a situation that was, at least to sober onlookers, quite funny -- somehow.
phat - May 23, 2008, 11:24 am, #4093
i agree utterly useless
Jess - April 8, 2008, 5:49 pm, #1724
Except for the fact that it's not.


ADMONITION -


TAGS: grass get off it
Rating: 4.24/5

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Nissta - February 17, 2012, 5:09 pm, #229750
Heil ME!! d*** this aint Nuremburg.....
champ99 - February 17, 2012, 12:08 pm, #229745
Darth Vader comes to mind.
ICEMAN - February 16, 2012, 11:25 pm, #229729
Doesn't quite work with a German Pope though.
ICEMAN - February 16, 2012, 11:24 pm, #229728
An old joke... "Hey!!! Alla you wops, get offa da lawn"
caveman - February 16, 2012, 11:03 pm, #229727
i lol'd


indisputable -


TAGS: grass greener question
Rating: 5/5

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chickenlittle - June 20, 2014, 10:09 am, #255387
thanks Greeny and RL! :)
Greeny - June 19, 2014, 8:55 am, #255363
wow!
Reality Lord - June 19, 2014, 7:09 am, #255362

these just keep getting better and better


My name is Bob -




SUMMER'S SONG -


TAGS: lawnmower grass quartet kids
Rating: 4.92/5

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Greeny - June 2, 2012, 12:02 pm, #235634
I laughed; my kid is still trying to figure it out...
spacedog - June 2, 2012, 11:38 am, #235629
Exactly. Outdoor activity is non-exsistant. It's just the inconvenient walk from the house to the car. ;)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 2, 2012, 11:23 am, #235623
Do kids today even know what a lawn mower is? Or do they think the grass is cut by an app?


Spring Is Almost Here! -


TAGS: sun grass flowers birds baths
Rating: 4.83/5

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Oldsod - February 13, 2014, 8:47 pm, #252916
As a white trash biscuit, suh, I got a nice giggle out of this I say this 'un.


SERENITY - Interrupted by the distinct feeling of insects crawling up her leg.




ANCIENT SPACE VISITORS -


TAGS: look at that grass
Rating: 4.47/5

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agdaniele - October 13, 2010, 9:26 pm, #198193
Excellent.
GreyScorpion - October 13, 2010, 7:08 pm, #198174
LOL 5L


HUBBA, HUBBA... - Billy, quick! Wait 'til you see this health care.




POPULARIZED SCIENCE - The wonderment continues...




Snake on the rocks -




OPTIMIST -


TAGS: grass poster challenge
Rating: 3.45/5

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fred - January 5, 2010, 6:37 pm, #150427
I like how he's watching the fire.


GRASS KNUCKLES - Because spell check is imperfect




SELFISHNESS -




GRASSHOPPER'S REVENGE -




GOING GREEN -




GRASS - showtime Lets rock grass work


TAGS: grass
Rating: 2.25/5

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YOUR ASS -




THEY SEE ME GROWIN' - They hatin' Patrollin' They tryin' ta catch me ridin' dirty




OCD -


TAGS: ocd shadow satisfied grass
Rating: 5/5

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TheSanityInspector - April 2, 2015, 2:23 pm, #260650
But I can't share it on Facebook, not with that p*** ad still there.
TheSanityInspector - April 2, 2015, 2:22 pm, #260649
Excellent.


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